Friday, March 19, 2010

How to instantly make the air thick with judgement

While having the older male Petsmart employee help you out with your 31 lbs. of kitty litter, absent-mindedly pop your trunk forgetting it is littered with g-stings and 2 pairs of 8 inch clear stilettos.

*smacks self in forehead with palm*

We must have seen them at the same time. I was hoping he hadn't... but judging from the look on his face and the abrupt change in body language (like a Puritan discovering a witch)... I'm assuming it's safe to say that he had.

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